- Epic COVID-19 gamer moment: On Sunday, September 27, 2020, at 0116 hours, campus safety responded to a noise violation in Norelius Hall. Four students violated the college covid-19 policy, 1 student had consumed alcohol and had possession of alcohol, 3 non-GAC students were also present. The 4 students referred to the campus conduct system, the 3 non-students were asked to leave campus.
- Wet Hot Gustavus Winter: On Monday, February 15, 2021 at 1319 hours, Campus Safety responded to a water sprinkler head that shot off that caused a lot of water damage in Nobel.
- Awkwardest moment: On November 1, 2020 at approximately 0445 Campus Safety received a call of a student entering the wrong room in North Hall.
- Wait, they can do that?: On Tuesday, November 10, 2020 at 1021 hours, Campus Safety witnessed a stop sign violation by Hollingsworth football field, the student was cited.
- Classic Gustavus: On Thursday, March 4, 2021 at 0841 hours, a Gustavus employee reported that someone had chalked the Linnaeus bust statue.
- Hall with the most alcohol violations: Probably CoEd
- Hall with the strongest odor: ArmPitman
- Hall most likely to burn down: Ulher because that’s where the Wookly office is
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